Goon/Redneck Mx Test

Do you wear construction boots to ride?
Is your rear tire as bald as Marve Albert without his toupee?
Is your bike from the twin rear shock era?
Do you still wear baggie pants?
Do you use the same gas in your bike as you do in your weed whacker?
Is the reason your numbers are crooked is because you applied them when you were drunk?
Is your newest piece of riding gear from the hot pink period?
Do you think the most difficult track you ride at is Sleepy Hollow, PA?
Does your helmet visor sit at its lowest setting?
Do you wear your Dads old Hi-Point boots?
Do you also own a quad, shotgun rack for your truck, or a front porch couch?
Is there somewhere a confederate flag or the words, the south will rise again on your bike?
Can you remember the last time you washed your bike, or yourself for that matter?
Do you ride with your elbows down and your knees out most of the time?
Do you think the best bend handlebars are ape hangers from your Harley?
Do you think that training is loading your bike into your 1978 Ford pickup?
Does your bike have a spot in the living room?
Do you consider MGD a better thirst quencher than Gatorade?
When you finish a race, you do reach for a smoke?
Do you attend the Unadilla national just for the parties?
Do you where a shirt that reads, Show me your tits!!! at the races?
The last time you changed your rings, was Bush in office?
Do you hope your moto is between 1and 10, otherwise you will not be able to count more than that?
Do you go back after a race and collect used tear offs?
Do you sometimes forget it is one down and 5 up?
Do you use a half helmet?
Is practice a race to you?
Do you wear a flannel shirt to ride when it is cold?
Do you ride with your goggle strap ready to fall off the bottom of your helmet?
Is there a camaro on blocks in your front yard?
Do you run the number of your favorite NASCAR driver?